lumen lounge
the lights, the sound, the spectacle
5000 kirby. | houston, tx 77098

If you were president of the A/V club in high school, then you probably have a bigger TV than I do AND Lumen Lounge just might be your favorite new bar.
Situated just south of 59 across from Armadillo Palace, Lumen Lounge is a spectacle of lights, sound and beautiful people. Joe Arbeely, proprietor and, conveniently enough, the owner of an audio/visual company, has created a sensory experience for the patrons of “The Kirb.” Mr. Arbeely uses the latest A/V wizardry to transform his cozy space into multiple environments of drinking enjoyment. One minute you’re ordering a martini from an underwater bartender, with projections of bubbles and waves, the next minute, a modest/non-Daddy-issue-having dancer is cutting a rug on a table of fire. While most places use the smoke and mirror approach to mask an inferior product, Arbeely has used his eye for detail to create a well-designed space that smoothly transforms from a lounge into a club as the night progresses.
“We wanted to bring the Vegas feel to Houston, but in a comfortable setting,” says Arbeely.
From 6-10 on most days, Lumen is a relatively laid-back lounge with plush, wall-length couches, lots of stone texture, wooden accents and around 15 tables. The curtains are still down, literally and metaphorically, for the happy hour crowd to enjoy a few drinks and soon enough, a few bites. Joe has plans to develop a premium wine and food menu to help satiate the appetites of the hip and hungry, and alleviate any reason to leave. Add in a patio that’s practically on Kirby and you have yourself a full night of wining, dining and “damnit my ass fell off again from dancing so much.”
“Our goal is to bring the energy and fun of Vegas while keeping everything upscale. Molding ourselves to the Kirby scene as it grows,” says Joe.
Around 11pm, the actual curtain that splits the lounge in half is lifted and the floodgate is open to a bevy of short skirts, bottle service and the sweet smell of perfume, hormones and possibilities. Lumen’s sound system, which is just as impressive as the light show, places the DJ squarely between your eardrums to live in infamy for a few days. Lest you forgot how fun the night was. Since this a Vegas-style lounge/club, make sure to reserve a table and pony up for bottle service. Comfort and the proper vantage point is key to success. If you’re partying on a Duff beer budget, then suit up, practice your British accent and carry around a soccer ball. You never know.
The Vegas theme continues by way of import DJs spinning regularly, aerial silk performers stopping by and a little nod to the service industry on Tuesday nights. Given the success thus far, keep an eye on the calendar, as I’m sure more excitement is in store.
By Clayton Graves
Photography by Daniel Ortiz










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