Inside the Art Car Parade
May always bring my two favorite things: Mother’s Day and the Houston Art Car Parade! This year is the twenty-freaking-fifth anniversary of that wonder on wheels and the Orange Show Center for Visionary Art (www.orangeshow.org) is celebrating with, of course, the Parade on May 12. –Sarah Gish
Mark “Scrapdaddy” Bradford
Years involved in Art Car Parade: 24 years.
How did you get into this? My great-grandfather was an inventor, and I have always wanted to invent cool contraptions…the parade has always provided the forum for me to do this. I love to perform with my latest creations each year in the parade.
Hours on average spent on car? Minimally 1000 hours on most every car I’ve built…I have several.
Car model and year? 1988 Honda Helix 250cc motorcycle, 1987 Honda Elite 80cc, combined to power the three-wheel car.
Do you dress to match your car? My wife Nicole has a spot on each of my cars, and I normally build a costume for her to wear and perform with the car, while I drive it.
What’s the strangest question you’ve ever been asked about your car? Regarding Mr. Green, “Is that the Grinch?”
What will your next car be decorated with/as? My next car will more than likely be decorated with stainless steel scales, a trademark of mine.
How much is your car worth? Priceless…I love it too much!
Does your car have a nickname? Mr. Green pretty much covers it…no need for a nickname! I guess I’ve heard children call it “Monster Man.”
What movie could your car have had a role in? Probably The Grinch. Mr. Green does look kind of like him. Many of my other cars could be in Jurassic Park, as they look like some form of mutant dinosaur.
If your car could talk, who would it sound like? He does talk…he sounds like Tarzan. He has 50 Tarzan car alarms that make the “Tarzan yell” because he’s king of the concrete jungle.
Which car, other than your own, do you admire most? Faith by David Best. David has always been a mentor to me. I also have to really admire Iron Maiden by Kenny Browning.
If 002 had a car, what should it look like?
One that I built…take your pick!
Robynn Sanders
Years involved in Art Car Parade:
21 dog years.
How did you get into this?
I was hatched into it from a 20-foot tall metal chicken.
Hours on average spent on car? 200 hrs.
Car model and year? 1963 Porsche 365B.
Do you dress to match your car?
Hippies don’t wear clothes…
What’s the strangest question you’ve ever been asked about your car?
Why the hell did I copy Janis Joplin’s Karmann Ghia.
What will your next car be decorated with/as? It will be my boyfriend’s 250Z or David’s Bugatti… both are top secret, think unicorns and feathers…
How much is your car worth? 60 cents.
Does your car have a nickname?
Does your mom?
What movie could your car have had a role in?
Pulp Fiction – DICK DALE!!!
If your car could talk, who would it sound like?
Cheech Marin or Bobcat Goldthwait.
Which car, other than your own, do you admire most? Stupid Deloreans and the ’87 Chevrolet Celebrity that parks at the end of my block.
If 002 had a car, what should it look like?
A 1982 AMC Gremlin.
jake goldstein
Car Von Tiki.
Years involved in Art Car Parade
Car was first in Houston’s Art Car parade in 2007.
How did you get into this? I saw ArtCarFest at the San Jose Museum of Art in 2003 and thought it was the greatest thing I’d ever seen. I brought the Von Tiki to the same show in 2005.
Hours on average spent on car?
I don’t spend any time on it. I bought it like this one year from a Saks catalog with a really big tax refund check.
Car model and year? 1987 Toyota Van (before there was a Previa, they just called it “Van”).
Do you dress to match your car? Not when I’m going to work or the store.
What will your next car be decorated with/as? My newest car is decorated with Texas-themed stained glass, and is a race car.
How much is your car worth? $20K; for $25K I’ll put a new engine in it for you, though the current one runs pretty well.
Does your car have a nickname? Children, who aren’t familiar with tiki bars, usually call it the “Pineapple Truck.” Children that aren’t familiar with the idea of trucks call it the “Pineapple Car.”
What movie could your car have had a role in? The Von Tiki was in Paul Wall’s and Baby Bash’s “Lemon Drop” video: DJ in the back, turntables on the bar, and so many dancing girls around it that you couldn’t see the van that well. It was also offered a role in Un Chien Andalou, but we turned it down, which was probably a mistake.
If your car could talk, who would it sound like? Probably me. We spend a lot of time together.
Which car, other than your own, do you admire most? I love a lot of the cars. But I find something new on Kirk Suddreath’s Jesus Monkey Car every time I look at it, plus it’s a daily driver.
If 002 had a car, what should it look like? A tribute to Houston fountains: the Williams Waterwall on the sides, Wortham Fountain in the front and Mecom Fountain on the trunk. With real running water.
Smitty Regula
Car Hen-a-tron II.
Years involved in Art Car Parade 10 years.
How did you get into this? Mom took me to my first parade in 1986 or 1987.
Hours on average spent on car? Hen-a-tron took about 6 months 336 hours.
Car model and year?
Originally a 1989 Mazda B2000 truck.
Do you dress to match your car?
Previous car “Laundry car,” yes, this one no.
What’s the strangest question you’ve ever been asked about your car?
I have had a person ask me if they could sign it. (They had a Sharpie® in hand at a gas station and were ready to write on the car; I let them for I thought it was a strange request. Then I asked if I could sign their car and they wouldn’t let me – I told them that it wasn’t fair!)
What will your next car be decorated with/as? It will be a giant Christmas tree that drives around.
How much is your car worth? I would sell it for $10,000. (The real worth? I have no idea. It hits trees and wires so probably $500.)
Does your car have a nickname?
No, not really, Chicken car.
What movie could your car have had a role in? It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World.
If your car could talk, who would it sound like? It talks; it is usually a smart ass, very quick to insult.
Which car, other than your own, do you admire most? Swamp Mutha.
























